Okay, but I mean.
Say what you will about the books, the writing, Jamie Dornan’s weird attempt at an American accent (JUST LET THE MAN BE IRISH).
But the new version of Crazy In Love that Beyonce is releasing for Fifty Shades of Grey might just be worth this whole debacle existing okay.
Because this rearrangement sounds AWESOME and we’ve only gotten a snippet so far.
Harry… isn’t half blood?
But Purist wizarding standards, Harry would be considered Halfblood because his mother would be considered ‘just as bad as’ a Muggle in terms of blood because Muggleborn, while his father was a Pureblood. I think there’s a point where Voldemort himself referred to him as a halfblood (specifically that they were both halfbloods)
Girls didn’t really take much interest in me until I was about 14. But I knew how to talk to them very quickly. What I figured out - that my friends didn’t - was you have to talk to women like you’re not constantly trying to have sex with them. That seemed to work.